Today is Valentine's Day. Big deal. I can't tell you how little that means to me. As far as holidays go, only Earth Day is more ridiculously fake. I wouldn't say that I "hate" Valentine's Day, but I've had some really hateful experiences on or around that holiday. In fact, I would go so far as to say that I've had worse luck around Valentine's than I have at Christmas. Even the good ones turned out pretty crappy. So, for all of you who love this holiday, good for you. For the rest of us, we can take solace in the fact that this holiday is utter bullshit.
Also, you can watch my most recent standup performance. You can watch it on YouTube below, or sign up for my podcast! The feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/BibleBeltBabylon
Special thanks to Rachel Brown and Anthony Cavazos for the video.
