To Hell With Valentine's, To Hell With Perfume. To Hell With Chocolates And Picnics And Sinatra Tunes.
Today is Valentine's Day. Big deal. I can't tell you how little that means to me. As far as holidays go, only Earth Day is more ridiculously fake. I wouldn't say that I "hate" Valentine's Day, but I've had some really hateful experiences on or around that holiday. In fact, I would go so far as to say that I've had worse luck around Valentine's than I have at Christmas. Even the good ones turned out pretty crappy. So, for all of you who love this holiday, good for you. For the rest of us, we can take solace in the fact that this holiday is utter bullshit.
Also, you can watch my most recent standup performance. You can watch it on YouTube below, or sign up for my podcast! The feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/BibleBeltBabylon
Special thanks to Rachel Brown and Anthony Cavazos for the video.
Happy Wednesday to all, and to all a good night.
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Last Valentine's Day, Mr. Slow Death, my date, made out with a good friend of mine. So, yeah, I see where you're coming from.
One valentine I played the card game "hearts" and after every game, the loser had to take a shot of wintergreen Schnaaps. Needless to say I spent the night throwing up, and the smell of wintergreen schnaaps still makes me quesy.
I don't hate Valentine's Day, but I get why the people who do, do.
I'll wish you a Happy Wednesday, how about that :)
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Wow. Nothing says happy valentines day like a stalker note! see, Seth. Valentines Day if fucking awesome!
--Make it good, Erin
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On a lighter note....
I got a card today in the mail. All the envelope said was Happy VD. I opened it up and all the front of the card said was Happy VD. When I opened the card it said- I'm sorry. Love Always Ben.
I'm pretty sure that bastard gave me herpes.
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Dude. How were they not busting up!! That shit was hilarious!!
~Joy
Ah, Valentine's Day...another way in which corporate America gets us to spend a billion dollars that we don't have.
...and with that, I have yet to buy Crys her present.
Crap.
Seth, I had no idea that Pat Nebatar had you in mind when she sang "Heartbreaker." If it's anything I know about you, it's that you are not a heartbreaker. No offense. Geez, holidays (fake ones, even) make people weird...
And you're still a pussy.
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